if the first shot of your male main character involves him in bed with a naked woman he just had a one night stand with who’ll probably not have any lines (unless it’s to compliment the man) and who in all likelihood will never reappear in the story, all in an effort to make your male character seem “cool but emotionally distant/fragile”
1. i already hate him
2. i already hate you
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS
Is that fucking Gamebro
oh my god
From the moment I saw you, I knew I was gonna spend the rest of my life avoiding you.
call me princess once and ill have a crush on you forever
"how to describe men?"
wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?
that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried
FLUFFY MILK HORSE
ITS SO FLUFFY ITS SO FLUFFY I LOVE IT I LOOOOVE IT I WANNA HUG IT
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
"dont worry, mister romney, were only going to the park to play fetch!" says mitts campaign manager
"oh boy!!" says mitt
mitts jubilation slowly turns to horror as they pull into the veterinarians office
i just logged on can yall stop
Makeup is amazing because I can go from boring 12-year-old girl
To cute pinup girl
To Morticia Addams
you are one hella rad lady
if someone excludes a parent from their lives due to physical/emotional abuse from the parent, do NOT tell that person its important to have a father/mother figure in their lives, ITS NOT TRUE IF THE PARENT IS NEGLIGENT/ABUSIVE! Whats worse?? Having a relationship w/ an abusive parent bc its good to have a relationship w/ your parents, or excluding that negative person from your life?