al-grave:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

I can’t stop thinking about the sculptor finely shaping that ass.

al-grave:

omgbuglen:

How to use sand to freak people out

I can’t stop thinking about the sculptor finely shaping that ass.

seekingtheunordinary:

deathbeforediet:

canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit:

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Joan Rivers on the Ed Sullivan Show, 1967 (x)

HOW IN THE WORLD DID SHE TALK LIKE THIS BACK THEN AND END UP HOSTING A SHOW TEARING APART WHAT PEOPLE LOOK FOR A FRIGGING LIVING????

SHOCKED when I got to the bottom and saw “Joan Rivers”

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

kaijugroupiee:

Okay so I think Chris Evans was saying in an interview about how it’s always the children who discover the hero in disguise, and I just realized why: it’s because they’re short enough to see under the hat and they’re innocent and hopeful enough to still believe in heroes.

methpool:

I feel stronger and emptier.

methpool:

I feel stronger and emptier.

aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess

stunningpicture:

Kids work together to create eternal recess

autisticbigby:

pointing out PoC representation in the media like
image

thehillsarenothere:

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

kittycatmeowmew:

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for bezzingtons, undoubtedly the best one so far 
bonus


I finally found my perfect dragon

kittycatmeowmew:

iguanamouth:

UNUSUAL HOARD commission for bezzingtons, undoubtedly the best one so far 

bonus

image

I finally found my perfect dragon

prouvaireish:

ready for that southern family reunion

becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.

becausejensenackless:

5sosexiness:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

"My time has come" whispered the penis as the sun slowly rose in the east.

I will never look at morning wood the same way ever again.